Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey
Screecher Jones leads ye by boat or car around New Jersey's largest lake — Gilded Age hotels, a celebrity piano signed by Babe Ruth, a lakeside dynamite factory, Prohibition rum-runners, and 12,000 years of buried history.
How It Works
Lake Hopatcong is New Jersey's largest lake — 9 miles long, 30 miles of shoreline, 924 feet above sea level. It's best explored by boat, but every stop is reachable by car too. Screecher Jones guides ye clockwise or counter-clockwise around the entire lake, unlocking buried history at each cove.
Start at Lake Hopatcong State Park. Take ye boat or drive the shoreline — every stop is accessible either way. The lake was always meant to be explored on the water.
GPS unlocks stops as ye circle the lake. From the dam where the lake was born to the Lenape village beneath the water, every cove holds a story Screecher can't wait to tell.
Complete the circuit, earn your digital passport, and join the ranks of those who know what really happened on this lake. Celebrity pianos. Bootleg liquor. A dynamite factory no tourist brochure mentioned.

New Jersey's Hidden History
The Celebrity Piano — Babe Ruth, Ginger Rogers, Jack Dempsey, Groucho Marx, and Frank Capra all signed the same piano at Joe Cook's lakeside estate.
The Dynamite Factory — The American Forcite Powder Company operated 130 buildings on 400 lakeside acres. In 1892, 7 workers were blown to bits. The concrete bunker walls are still in the brush.
Bertrand Island — NJ's first roller coaster (1925). The 1937 Miss America was first crowned Miss Bertrand Island. Woody Allen filmed here in 1983 — the same year the park closed forever.
Sunken Lenape Village — The Nariticong clan lived at the lake for 12,000 years. Their village is now 12 feet underwater — flooded when the Morris Canal raised the lake in 1831.

"I've haunted a lot of shorelines, matey — ocean and freshwater alike. But this lake? This lake has more stories per acre than anywhere I've flown. Gilded Age mansions. A celebrity who ran gag bars during Prohibition. A man who poured nitroglycerin from a teapot to entertain his houseguests. SQUAAAWK. Do not miss this one."— Captain Screecher Jones, GuidedPlunder